Contributor: Paul Asay

Arrested Development’s development was arrested by Fox in 2006. Now it’s growing again … on Netflix. Is it the same old Bluth show with the same old Bluth problems?

Is TNT’s new dramedy Claws Interesting? Maybe. Unapologetically trashy? Absolutely. Worth watching? Hardly.

This CMT show is still all about Dude Perfect’s genial members ribbing one another, performing feats of athletic magic and playing outrageous games.

Do shows such as ‘Melrose Place’ have encased within their miserable trappings a heart of gold?

For years, unlikely schoolmates have united to sing and dance their way into your living room and your heart. High School Musical? Nope. This Fox curtain call makes us feel quite a bit less happy than that.

Is Downton Abbey serving sugar or treacle with its afternoon tea?

Guardian angel Amy flaps into Allison’s life uninvited and unwanted. Sort of like this CBS TV show.

After taking the video game world by crowd, Rabbids have invaded Nickelodeon. Do they have a nefarious endgame in mind? Or do they just want to holler “Bwah!”?

It’s good to be a Jonas Brother. Not only do you have fame, fortune and a fabulous face, but now you have your own sitcom—on Disney Channel!

Long-time and memorable television personalities gather on TV Land for a crass show best quickly forgotten.

Trapped somewhere between Gossip Girl and Sex and the City, a certain brand of irresponsible, sex-addled New York City girl tries to grow up. Her process is something you don’t want to see on TV.

Sorry, Scully and Mulder. You don’t have a monopoly on investigating freaky unexplained phenomena anymore.

TLC’s initials once stood for The Learning Channel. But if anything, its first scripted show teaches us to stay far, far away.

Bob’s just a regular ol’ family guy—an American dad trying to keep his burger joint afloat with the (questionable) help of his wife and three kids. You gotta beef with that?

Twin Peaks, the new version, has reclaimed its long-dormant crown as the strangest show on television.