Contributor: Paul Asay

Disney’s Snow White sang to birds and swept floors and slept a good long while in a glass coffin, waiting for her prince to arrive. This Snow White … well, she’s a little more determined and active than that.

This infidelity-meets-revenge comedy might make you start looking around for the other movie. Any other movie.

When Christine Collins’ little boy went missing March 10, 1928, she began to live out every parent’s worst fear. Clint Eastwood captures her nightmare on film.

In 1963’s The Haunting we’re told that “some houses are just born bad.” A Haunted House 2 insists that some movies are too.

A little boy embarks on a quest that’ll take him across New York City. He thinks he’s looking for a lock that fits a mysterious key. But in truth he’s chasing his father—his father who died on 9/11.

They say love is for the young. But they are wrong. Letters to Juliet, wrapped around a lovelorn senior citizen and her two young chaperones, insists that true love never carries an expiration date.

Feast of love? Poisonous snack of infatuation and lust is more like it.

Is this bottom-of-the-world thriller a vicious blizzard? Indeed. Is it a perfect storm? Hardly.

After the rollicking (if explosion-filled) fun of The Avengers and the extraterrestrial humor of Thor: The Dark World, The Winter Soldier thunders into a bleaker, murkier place.

Mr. Fantastic, the Invisible Girl, the Thing and the Human Torch return to confront a new threat: the enigmatic galactic interloper known as the Silver Surfer.

Director Darren Aronofsky offers a spectacular and often moving story, but it’s obviously not the story of Noah.

The ’80s TV show made Johnny Depp a star. This reboot adds so much foul content audiences may be left seeing stars.

What do you get when you combine a killer virus, a country full of cannibals and wheelbarrows full of gore? … Oh, were you waiting for an answer?

Comedian Charlyne Yi is looking for love anywhere the camera can follow in this off-kilter docu-comedy. Instead, she finds Michael Cera, lots of happily married folks and a whole closetful of … paper puppets.

So Veronica Mars, as satisfying as it might be for fans, feels more like a tragedy to me.