Contributor: Paul Asay

For a movie called Immortals, there sure are a whole lot of people dying …

Shia LaBeouf runs for his life, then turns and fights the good fight against terrorism in this slam-bang, nonstop actioner.

Keep calm and smile at the demon, they might say. But since when does that sort of thing save the day? Especially in a sequel.

Tobey Maguire returns from Afghanistan to find he’s an alien in his own home. His children seem distant. His wife is getting all too chummy with his brother. And he’s carrying a secret that’s tearing his soul in two.

It’s Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. vs. a hard-nosed sheriff who stands amid a plantation full of prejudices in Alabama.

In blackjack, the object is to reach 21 without going over. If Jim played the game like he lives his life, he’d say “hit me” at 19.

Clint Eastwood turns his laser-like focus toward a real-life war hero named Chris Kyle—and the price he paid to become one.

Walter Keane’s paintings of big-eyed children were all the rage in Mad Men-era America. But those saucer-wide eyes held a strange, sad secret.

Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, Chekov and Uhura go back to the future (or is it forward to the past?) as the Federation gets repainted, retooled and rebooted.

In 1977, Harvey Milk became the first openly gay man to win a major elected office in the United States. The next year he was killed.

The Cheetahs show their spots in this third franchise movie from Disney Channel. There’s no sex, no drugs and no cursing. But there is an attitude problem … and an elephant-headed god named Ganesh.

Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson join forces in this throwaway romantic comedy/adventure, once and for all proving the old adage: Not all that glitters is gold.

God’s message to us can take many forms: a burning bush, a talking donkey, a still small voice. But a stucco stain?

Too bad this serious Chris Rock comedy won’t even make our Top 500.

It’s not how God looks that’s the most troubling thing: It’s how He acts in Exodus: Gods and Kings.