Comedy
Hot Tub Time Machine 2

The first Hot Tub Time Machine movie was gunk-in-the-drain-pipe putrid. This sequel doesn’t even try to ooze past the clog.

Drama, Romance
Fifty Shades of Grey

We confuse words like honor and obey with subjugation and degradation. We have a monster within us, all of us. …

Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama
Kingsman: The Secret Service

In this 21st-century homage to 20th-century James Bond flicks, “license to kill” morphs into “dressed to kill.”

Drama, Mystery/Suspense
The Loft

It wants to be a top-shelf, twisting whodunit. But for a whole barrel full of reasons it never makes it …

Drama, Mystery/Suspense
The Boy Next Door

If only the boy would’ve stayed next door. Then we would’ve been spared this tacky, salacious, sexual, violent movie.

Comedy
The Wedding Ringer

It’s a dead ringer for a goofy-faced jester who makes you giggle … before hitting you with a clown-car full …

Drama
The Gambler

In blackjack, the object is to reach 21 without going over. If Jim played the game like he lives his …

Drama, War
American Sniper

Clint Eastwood turns his laser-like focus toward a real-life war hero named Chris Kyle—and the price he paid to become …

Comedy, War
The Interview

A run-of-the-mill Seth Rogen comedy has suddenly become a global firebrand, a rallying cry for free speech and a great …

Comedy, Drama
Top Five

Too bad this serious Chris Rock comedy won’t even make our Top 500.

Comedy, Drama
Inherent Vice

Inherent Vice is a whacked-out, confused, incoherent mess of a movie—and intentionally so.

Drama
Wild

By the end of this two-hour-but-oh-so-much-longer-feeling journey we too have some extra baggage to hoist, most of it visual.

Comedy
Horrible Bosses 2

Horrible Bosses 2 is desperately trying to be even more horrible than its predecessor. It’s really no more than that, …

Comedy
Dumb and Dumber To

The low-bar standard of inane and fart-focused giggles that Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels delivered some 20 years ago has …

Action/Adventure, Drama
John Wick

Never mind, then, that Film Freak Central says “the film sweats cool.” ‘Cause there’s no cinematic pot of gold at …