Contributor: Paul Asay

What do you get when you combine Downton Abbey with The X-Files? Agent Scully in a petticoat? Not even close.

UPDATED REVIEW: ABC suggests we not trust the young woman who lives in Apartment 23. We’d say the same thing about this show.

This crime procedural may traipse around the globe looking for all manner of unsavory crimes to solve, but it sure looks a whole lot like its TV home.

Christian Slater heads up a security agency staffed by thieves, hackers and would-be crooks. What could possibly go (comically) wrong?

UPDATED REVIEW: Stricken with lung cancer, Walt wants to make sure his wife and disabled son have enough money to live on when he’s dead and gone. So he starts cooking meth for a fast payday … which may well put him six feet under a whole lot faster than the cancer.

This CBS sitcom isn’t perfect when it comes to depicting people of faith. But it is trying.

Sean Bean plays, well, actually a whole lot of characters in this TNT thriller where things are not always quite what they seem. Except for the violence and the sex and the swearing, of course. Those things are exactly what they seem.

The newspaper headlines blare, ‘David Slays Goliath!’ But this David isn’t a shepherd boy from Bethlehem. He’s a Gilboan soldier in a new NBC series.

What does it look like when a show within a show gets too big for its home? Well, exactly like what happened when Disney Channel’s So Random! blasted free from Sonny With a Chance.

Yes, the series is unfortunate. But in its own gloomy, tongue-in-cheek way, it’s also rather fun.

According to Suburgatory, the suburbs are soulless, zombie-like places devoid of creativity, warmth and life. Hmmm. Kinda like this show.

Because we all love going to the dentist so much, Nickelodeon has formulated an entire Claymation show based on a traveling doctor of dentistry. The result is a ‘root canal’ of epic proportions. Without Novocain.

Do you have fond memories of going to camp as a kid? Well, you won’t feel anything like that after seeing this summer show on NBC.

Jennifer Lopez stars in NBC’s series about police officers whose approach to law enforcement is shady indeed.

Greg Kinnear plays a semi-likable louse who drinks, gambles and carouses—and sometimes fits in a little lawyering work if he’s running low on cash. Time to rake him across the coals …