Movie Monday: ‘The Odyssey’ Earns a Golden Cow’s Worth of Money

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Well, Poseidon won’t be too pleased about it, but things continue to look up for Odysseus.

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey sacked another $87 million from moviegoers this weekend. So far, that means the film has taken $286.4 million from American audiences. And if we add that to its international earnings, we’ll find that the island of Ithaca is swimming in $639.6 million. That’s a salary of nearly $32 million for every year Odysseus was away from home.

Speaking of island-hopping protagonists, Moana maintained second place. The ocean washed up $10.5 million as the live-action remake went into its third weekend, bringing Moana’s domestic gain to $102.5 million and its worldwide cume to $228.2 million. Comparatively, the animated 2016 release had taken a total of $238.8 million by this point. Not terrible, of course, but releasing a live-action iteration of a movie that’s not even a decade old makes us wish someone would restore the heart of Disney creativity.

I doubt Disney is too pressed, though: The media giant ended up gaining the bronze medal alongside silver this weekend with Toy Story 5. Despite being out for six weeks, the animated film made $10 million. Its domestic cume now sits at $448.6 million, and its worldwide total officially crossed the $1 billion mark. That makes Toy Story 5 2026’s highest grossing movie so far, surpassing both Michael and The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

Fourth place went to newcomer Hadestown: The Musical, which took $9.7 million in its debut. It turns out moviemaking is a far more profitable venture than charging an obol to cross the Styx.

And if anyone would happily serve Hades, it’d probably be the Minions. It makes sense, then, that Minions & Monsters is his underling by rank, taking fifth place with $9.6 million. In total, Minions & Monsters has summoned $155.4 million from domestic audiences—and $411.9 million worldwide.

Looking down the list at other newcomers, Motor City squealed into ninth place, taking $1.6 million. And Her Private Hell found that most of its showings were apparently private events, too, since it only earned $530,000. That’s enough for 14th place.

Kennedy Unthank

Kennedy Unthank studied journalism at the University of Missouri. He knew he wanted to write for a living when he won a contest for “best fantasy story” while in the 4th grade. What he didn’t know at the time, however, was that he was the only person to submit a story. Regardless, the seed was planted. Kennedy collects and plays board games in his free time, and he loves to talk about biblical apologetics. He’s also an avid cook. He thinks the ending of Lost “wasn’t that bad.”

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