Why keep resurrecting long-dead dinos despite the sharp teeth and human-squashing feet? Money.
Turns out, that’s the same answer for why the Jurassic World series hasn’t allowed itself to go extinct. The series’ newest addition, Jurassic World Rebirth, hatched $91.5 million in its opening weekend. I don’t think that’s enough money to build a whole new dino park, but it’s certainly enough to take first place at the box office.
But turn those dinosaurs into oil, and you’ve got the start of a nice fuel source for F1® The Movie. That movie crossed the finish line in second after it earned $26.1 million domestically. Its worldwide cume, so far, is $293.6 million.
The box office then returns to its reptile kick with How to Train Your Dragon. The third-place live-action remake snatched up another $11 million this weekend. In total, the movie’s worldwide gross sits at $516.9 million.
Pixar’s Elio abducted $5.7 million this weekend. It’s good enough for fourth place at the box office, but it’s not exactly an inter-stellar performance for the animation giant. In total, Elio has shuttled a mere $96.7 million into Pixar’s pockets. Given that it had a $250 million budget, the film’s only success will be in acting as a black hole upon Pixar’s profits.
Rounding out the top five is 28 Years Later. This week, it earned $4.6 million, bringing its worldwide cume to $125.8 million.
Looking down the list, 1984’s This Is Spinal Tap—re-released in theaters in anticipation of the fictional band’s mockumentary sequel—landed in 10th place (which, in this case, is one more than 11). It earned $931,700.
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Seems nobody told Bob Hoose that Jurassic World Rebirth is a Universal release, not a Disney one.
Did this used to have the movie labeled as such? I just got home, so any article revisions, I’m only just now seeing.
Hi Erik, despite our conclusion for the movie noting the movie was a Universal release, we had unfortunately listed the distributor for the film as Disney. Alan Grant’s comment (a nice name reference, by the way) helped us to catch that mistake and correct it.
“But turn those dinosaurs into oil, and you’ve got the start of a nice fuel source for F1® The Movie.”
This is macabre humor, and I am here for it. Probably one of the funniest lead-ins I’ve read on this site.