Contributor: Plugged In Staff

The A-Team is back with blockbuster bang. Actually, make that many, many bangs, since entire buildings and even whole city blocks go boom in this fiery tribute to the 1980s television series.

Yogi and Boo Boo are still stealing pic-a-nic baskets and annoying Ranger Smith in Jellystone Park. But nowadays they’re also shaking their bottoms and gurgling out toilet humor that would make Hanna and Barbera both blush.

A vampire and werewolf in love face a coven king’s blood-soaked wrath in this blood-soaked, preternatural prequel.

Don Ready moves used cars so well he could sell ice to a penguin who’s looking for a pre-owned snowmobile. But can he save a 40-year-old family business that’s a bigger lemon than the Edsel? (Or this movie?)

Dear John is based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks, an author whose very name seems to invoke uncontrollable sniffling. In that regard, it does not disappoint. But what about in other areas?

‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ becomes ‘The Nightmare After Moving’ when Coraline discovers that her new bedroom has a mysterious door leading to an alternate reality.

Ever feel like an average 5 who will never attract a cool 10? If so, Kirk Kettner feels your pain in this rank sex comedy about an aesthetically mismatched pair.

Ryan Bingham spends 322 blissful, relationship-free days a year on the road—firing people. So when two women threaten to anchor his unattached existence, he takes immediate action.

“A thing of beauty is a joy for ever,” wrote 19th century poet John Keats. Does this film about his life qualify?

To say that this film is gruesome, twisted and unnecessary is to state the obvious. But our reviewer must comment nonetheless—as well as wonder why it was ever made, since director Patrick Lussier has made it before.

Edward Sullen and Becca Crane are cantankerous caricatures of Twilight’s Edward Cullen and Bella Swan in this (really, really) farcical parody that takes (another) foul bite out of pop culture.

A beautiful princess and a daring teenager fall into forbidden love that crosses cultural barriers. Stir in critters, villains and adventure. Then animate.

A German child’s purity and naiveté starkly contrasts with his Nazi father’s heartlessness, bringing the horror of the Holocaust into focus through an innocent’s eyes.

It’s too bad a stoned delivery man drops off a package of cocaine at the wrong address. Because now there’s another so-called drug comedy that needs to be returned to sender.

Fend for yourself, Freaky Friday. Grown men are getting in on the body-swap act—and they’re pushing the mixed-up results so deeply into R-rated territory we have a hard time writing about it.