Contributor: Paul Asay

UPDATED REVIEW: Charlie Sheen’s FX (and Fox) show ostensibly gives him a new character with a slightly new attitude. But when it comes to content, it’s the same old, same old.

Rookie Blue may have outlived its title, but it’s still trying to walk that thin line between good guys and bad guys (not to mention good TV and bad TV).

UPDATED REVIEW: The infamous Silence of the Lambs serial killer is the main attraction in this NBC danse macabre.

CW’s latest undead drama has legions of vampires, werewolves and witches stalking its plot. Is that really what TV calls “original” these days?

Viewers get more than just a humorously bad babysitter: They also get lots of problematic content when Uncle Buck gets that job.

UPDATED REVIEW: What’s at the top of Top Model’s fashion list? Lust. Indecency. Self-obsession. Destructive spirituality. Outrageous levels of angst and antagonism.

Wouldn’t it be great to have an identical twin? Then you could make her watch this show so you didn’t have to.

Reality television has renovated, revitalized and “saved” restaurants, hotels and homes. Now the National Geographic channel turns its attention to churches.

Veep is far from a civics lesson. It’s not even, really, civil.

In terms of its content, The Perfectionists is anything but perfect.

While Empire offers its share of honey, it has a serious sting, too.

Seth MacFarlane still isn’t done beating up on dads. The creator of animated comedies Family Guy and American Dad now brings a sick, sad live-action sitcom to Fox.

In this taut miniseries remake of the acclaimed British show Broadchurch, the murder mystery takes center stage, not the problematic visuals. (But detectives still uncover some of them.)

Ancient church meet modern miniseries! Mark Burnett and Roma Downey present a lavish, sometimes accurate, sometimes violent (sometimes both) biblical epic.

This new CBS procedural focuses not on gritty police work or intense courtroom theatrics, but on … jury selection?