Contributor: Paul Asay

This Canadian show’s gray-obsessed content just keeps getting darker.

Will the Alphas fight each other … or us regular humans? Or maybe they’ll just change their name to X-Men and call it a day.

Grimm is yanking fables out of their magical garden by the roots and slapping them down in the middle of a cookie-cutter cop procedural.

Vince Faraday is no superhero. He’s just a guy with a cape, trying to catch bad guys, rescue his reputation and get back to his wife and son. Oh, and maybe help his new pals rob a couple of banks along the way.

It’ll be a brave new world around here in the year 2046. Should we be fighting for it or against it?

UPDATED REVIEW: Sure, this may be part of what some call “redneck television.” But when it comes to family, the Robertsons are true blue.

The only reason this show exists is to pay homage to one of 2001’s least-watched and most poorly reviewed sex comedies.

The Whispers is a creepy supernatural serial that’s not particularly innovative or creative, but it’s not unwatchable, either.

These heroes in a half shell are back, this time on Nickelodeon via a new computer-animated show. And they’ve still never met a baddie they didn’t want to beat up.

Well, at least ABC Family got the name right.

We’re sure there are folks who live in the 90210 area code who have solid families, strong values and wear their purity rings without irony. They don’t make it onto this tawdry retread of a show, though.

Jack Bauer is back, ready to give more than he gets in another day of gorrific world-saving mayhem.

Friends with the best lives don’t let friends with any sort of lives watch Friends With Better Lives.

Legendary comedian Robin Williams returns to the small screen. Is that a good thing?

The Last O.G. might be one of the last things you’d want to flip on with kids in the room.