Movie Monday: Ted

Well, it was a good run.

For 15 straight weeks, the No. 1 movies in North America had borne a PG-13 rating or lower—many of them which would even qualify as “family friendly.” Not since 21 Jump Street was bumped by The Hunger Games way back in March had an R-rated film stood atop the box office.

Until now, of course. Until Ted.

Ted, a hedonistic, foul-mouthed teddy bear, knocked the stuffing out of his competitors this week. The movie’s estimated $54.1 million was the most ever for a non-sequel, R-rated comedy (supplanting The Hangover’s $45 million). And while that kind of cash would be handled safely and wisely by most cuddly stuffed bears (though Winnie the Pooh would surely invest in some sort of honey conglomerate), I shudder to think about how Ted might spend his ill-gotten gains.

We received no relief from the R-rated heat at the No. 2 spot, either. The male-stripper flick Magic Mike took in $39.2 million, officially cementing 2012 as the year of star Channing Tatum. The guy’s been a part of three hit movies so far this year, including The Vow and the afore-mentioned 21 Jump Street.

This R-rated one-two punch thwacked Disney/Pixar’s Brave all the way down to third, though the feisty little redhead still managed to pocket a healthy $34 million—enough to propel the film north of $131 million in just two weeks (and buy a boatload of haggis).

The weekend’s third big newcomer, Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection, settled for fourth place and $26.4 million. Experts say that’s a bit less than Perry’s previous Madea movies, but still not too shabby. The film, after all, cost just an estimated $20 million to make according to Box Office Mojo.

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted rounds out the week’s Top 5. The two-time champ earned another $11.8 million.

Will Ted repeat at the top of the box office? Will Mike work some more magic and claim the No. 1 spot?

No way to say for sure … but my Spidey sense tells me no.

Paul Asay

Paul Asay has been part of the Plugged In staff since 2007, watching and reviewing roughly 15 quintillion movies and television shows. He’s written for a number of other publications, too, including Time, The Washington Post and Christianity Today. The author of several books, Paul loves to find spirituality in unexpected places, including popular entertainment, and he loves all things superhero. His vices include James Bond films, Mountain Dew and terrible B-grade movies. He’s married, has two children and a neurotic dog, runs marathons on occasion and hopes to someday own his own tuxedo. Feel free to follow him on Twitter @AsayPaul.