w00t! Gamers, there’s some totally EPIC news!!!! For all you ballers, beasts and even nubes who sometimes pause your game to slam a little sugared nourishment—or pause your two-handed nourishment-slamming to get back to the game—there’s a brand new reason to get pumped. Mountain Dew is putting out a breakfast drink. Ding!
Hey, we all know that the Dew guys have been pushing their soda products as the “game fuel” that players grab to keep them wired for those long gaming stretches. They’ve even had a number of special flavors and game-release marketing tie-ins with the likes of the Call of Duty and Halo franchises. So, Kickstart, the new breakfast jolt that comes injected with juice, makes absolute sense.
Now, after staying buzzed all night punching buttons, you can prep for a day of punching the clock with actual fruit juice. Well, a few sips-worth in every can anyway. Every 16 ouncer will also come packed with 92 milligrams of caffeine—that’s an extra 20-milligram boost from your regular Dew, but not quite the full blown 142 milligrams of caffeine in your average energy drink.
All we need now is a Mountain Dew with half a burger mixed in and we’ll be zerging ’round the clock. Just think—you might get to the point where you’ll never have to blink again! Ain’t life grand? OK, Gtg.
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