Contributor: Paul Asay

Will Arnett and Will Forte want a baby so that they can make their dad proud. What they get is a 90-minute Saturday Night Live skit gone very, very wrong.

James Bond swills six martinis, beds one flustered agent and kills roughly 1,000,007 people during his latest—and darkest—onscreen romp.

Who are the dogs in this scenario? Robin Williams and John Travolta, who go all old-school slapstick on each other as the classic notion of a “family film” meets the messier modern world.

Belle wouldn’t have known whether to scream or laugh or faint if her beast had had so many tattoos. And even for Vanessa Hudgens it’s love at 8th sight.

Disney’s Snow White sang to birds and swept floors and slept a good long while in a glass coffin, waiting for her prince to arrive. This Snow White … well, she’s a little more determined and active than that.

This infidelity-meets-revenge comedy might make you start looking around for the other movie. Any other movie.

When Christine Collins’ little boy went missing March 10, 1928, she began to live out every parent’s worst fear. Clint Eastwood captures her nightmare on film.

In 1963’s The Haunting we’re told that “some houses are just born bad.” A Haunted House 2 insists that some movies are too.

A little boy embarks on a quest that’ll take him across New York City. He thinks he’s looking for a lock that fits a mysterious key. But in truth he’s chasing his father—his father who died on 9/11.

They say love is for the young. But they are wrong. Letters to Juliet, wrapped around a lovelorn senior citizen and her two young chaperones, insists that true love never carries an expiration date.

Feast of love? Poisonous snack of infatuation and lust is more like it.

Is this bottom-of-the-world thriller a vicious blizzard? Indeed. Is it a perfect storm? Hardly.

After the rollicking (if explosion-filled) fun of The Avengers and the extraterrestrial humor of Thor: The Dark World, The Winter Soldier thunders into a bleaker, murkier place.

Mr. Fantastic, the Invisible Girl, the Thing and the Human Torch return to confront a new threat: the enigmatic galactic interloper known as the Silver Surfer.

Director Darren Aronofsky offers a spectacular and often moving story, but it’s obviously not the story of Noah.