Bullet to the Head
Bullet to the Head may have a 2013 release date, but this Sly Stallone flick feels exactly like 1983. (And there’s not a lick of nostalgia accompanying that violent fact.)
Life
This sci-fi horror story could’ve easily been a PG-13 thriller without all the blood and harsh profanity.
Movie 43
What compelled Movie 43’s long litany of stars—many of them A-listers—to participate in its naughty, nasty and obscene gags is a massive mystery … not worth investigating.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Don’t pick up the bread crumbs. Steer well clear of the oven. And that’s a warning to the witches in this reversal-of-fortune tall tale, ’cause Hansel and Gretel are the ones packin’ heat now.
Parker
Parker’s the rare criminal who adheres to a stringent set of rules, an actual code of honor. Too bad it doesn’t include things like not stealing, lying or killing.
Broken City
Broken City? Try Broken Movie.
Mama
Message to everyone who has ever thought their mother was controlling or overprotective: At least she’s human. At least she doesn’t want you dead.
The Last Stand
He’s back. And that can only mean one thing: Bad guys better run, ’cause he’s gonna bust some heads. He’s certainly not going to let them go, is he?
Quartet
A cinematic retirement home full of aging musicians isn’t always a pretty sight. But it still has a beautiful song to sing.
A Haunted House
This is a scary movie all right. It’s downright terrifying … for a whole host of reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with horror. Or comedy.