UPDATED REVIEW: For better or worse, this quartet of young mothers has become a fixture on the television landscape. … So which is it? Are we better off for Teen Mom? Or worse?
Which is wilder? The jungles of Costa Rica or the streets of L.A.? Which is more risqué? The Bachelor or Love in the Wild? For the sake of peace, let’s call it a tie.
UPDATED REVIEW: Television sitcoms often put their giggliest gags in the mouths of their most obnoxious, morally challenged characters. Time to put the kibosh on Barney.
It used to be common for teens to wed and start a family. Nowadays, most teens would rather destroy their cell phones than get down on one knee. Is that why it’s now sitcom material for two 18-year-olds to get hitched?
UPDATED REVIEW: Fifty percent American Idol. Fifty percent The Gong Show. One hundred percent spectacle.
Egocentric whining and perky asides about celebrity fashion faux pas are, as the ever-articulate Kim might put it, like, so totally, y’know … whatever!
UPDATED REVIEW: Drinking, swearing, hooking up … and lots and lots of Snookisms. MTV’s Jersey Shore relocates to Miami, but the song is still the same.