"A woman who moves into an apartment next door to two brilliant but socially awkward physicists shows them how little they know about life outside of the laboratory."
That's the initial story slugline for the CBS series The Big Bang Theory as posted on imdb.com. And though that summary captures the cute idea behind the show, it doesn't quite fill you in on this sitcom's sex-obsessed nucleus.
Since its inception in 2007, the magnetic polar opposites of sexy and geeky have kept the show in a relatively simple and consistent orbit: Leonard, the less nerdy of the two roommates, has been in lust with the abovementioned young neighbor, Penny, and longed for the coital contact that he and his friends feverishly speak of in private. Eventually he came up with the right equation to make that happen: sex and other such shenanigans have finally led the two to become engaged.
Sheldon, meanwhile, has found "solace" in the arms and brainwaves of Amy Farrah Fowler, a somewhat dour neuroscientist who appreciates Sheldon's mind almost as much as Sheldon does. But we sometimes suspect that Klingon Boggle, Halo tournaments and Mordor texts written in elvish script are more his true objects of desire. Friend Howard Wolowitz also found—and actually married—Bernadette Rostenkowski, which means that most of the show's initial main characters have a main squeeze now. The only exception is astrophysicist Raj, a guy who, until Season 6, wasn't even able to talk with women unless he was drunk.
"I'm not sure what Chuck Lorre [the show's creator] has against smart people," Chicago Tribune blogger Maureen Ryan wrote early on in the show's run, "but with the foul sitcom The Big Bang Theory, he tries to have his revenge against anyone with an IQ above room temperature. … Even if the jokes on this show weren't tired and mean-spirited, it would be hard to care about any comedy that hates its own lead characters so much."
Over the years the show has grown, in some ways, more respectful, if not respectable. Its characters clearly care for one another and have, to some degree, become livable if not truly lovable. Indeed, some brainiacs have heartily embraced the show.
But that doesn't change the fact that its shallow characters could have been taken from a middle school slam book. And that its comedy regularly experiments with sex, swearing and squalid stereotyping (sometimes racially, sometimes religiously). Which makes the whole thing about as funny as a chemistry lecture delivered by a guy dressed in high-water pants.
"The Septum Deviation"
Leonard schedules surgery to take care of his deviated septum. Sheldon worries that Leonard might die on the table. Raj mourns the fact that his parents, after 40 years of marriage, have decided to split up.
Howard and Bernadette quip about divorce, snipe at each other and ruminate on their own imperfect parents. There's talk of a lackluster (married) sex life.
A few lies limp through the micro-story. There are jokes about death. Sheldon talks about the many ways Leonard could kick the bucket before or during surgery, including having an artery cut. Someone else talks about chewing his own leg off. Characters say "a--" and misuse God's name once or twice each.
"The Speckerman Recurrence"
Leonard agrees to have drinks with a guy who, in high school, bullied him. It seems at first that the bully, Speckerman, has matured, and after he reads a list of all the evil things he did to Leonard back in the day (throwing him into a women's restroom while naked, putting laxatives in his food and claiming to have sex with his mother), he apologizes. Leonard accepts and allows Speckerman to sleep off his drunkenness at his apartment. "It kind of rekindles your faith in the basic goodness of people," he says. But when Speckerman sobers up, he's the same jerk he always was.
Meanwhile, Penny realizes that she was a bully, and she tries to make up for her past misdeeds by giving clothes to charity. She says she feels like "Mother Teresa—except for the virgin part." But she winds up taking clothes from the donation bin instead.
Bullying behavior—much of it referred to in crass, even graphic terms—is played for laughs. We hear about guys having their scrotums stapled, suffering through wedgies that damaged their testicles and getting Hershey's Kisses superglued to their nipples. A female character makes vaguely lesbian remarks to Penny. Someone makes fun of a stutterer. Sheldon contemplates murder. Characters say "h‑‑‑," "a‑‑" and "p‑‑‑"; they misuse God's name a half-dozen times.
"The Cruciferous Vegetables Amplification"
With typical geekmeister outlandishness, Sheldon crunches the numbers of his existence and realizes that his potential life expectancy falls just shy of an important point in the future—namely a singularity where his consciousness can be safely transferred into a robotic body.
And so the panicked physicist does what every health-conscious individual would do in order to extend his life: He decides to go jogging with Penny (which delivers pratfalls and shots of the shapely girl stretching in a formfitting outfit). He starts eating loads of vegetables (which offers up a series of fart gags). And he builds a surrogate robot to represent himself to the outside world while he hides safely in his room (which gives us another over-the-top implausibility and, of all things, a joke about sphincters).
Raj admits to spying on Penny with high-powered binoculars. Penny tries to raise money by selling the guys her underwear. A few profanities—including "h‑‑‑" "d‑‑n" and misuses of God's name—pepper the dialogue.