
Help! Im having fantasies of Jigsaw, the villain in the *Saw* franchise, hacking up the cast of *High School Musical 3: Senior Year*, preferably before each caffeinated teenager begins a new musical number. I have nothing against G-rated movies—*WALL-E* was terrific. But *HSM3* appears to be populated by pod people denuded of all the flaws that make us human. Sure, Id advocate kids to be like the teens in *HSM3*, but only until...









